Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear
funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens
And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.
I have never read anything more accurate, tbh